It's looking more and more like Winnipeg winning the cup was indeed one of the signs of the apocalypse. I think the only way to reverse the fortunes of the entire planet is to award the cup to anyone but Winnipeg.
Commissioner Ambrosie, the fate of the world is on your shoulders. Once the cup is awarded to anyone else, we should be safe for another 30 years.
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The Delhi police have announced the formation of a crack team dedicated to nabbing the elusive 'Monkey Man' and offered a reward for his -- or its -- capture.
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