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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
There are far dumber toppings than pineapple on pizza I have no idea why we care about this so much.
What about non traditional sauce? How is that not more of a controversy? Ranch sauce is not a ####ing pizza. Or cauliflower crust? Clearly you’ve not been to any of the dozens of modern hipster pizza places or you’d be institutionalize right now. It’s like pineapple pizza x1000.
Oh but there’s little pieces of fruit on my pizza. Pfft. You lost this fight decades ago man. People who whine about pineapple have completely lost sight of what really matters in life.
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Oh yeah changing the sauce is a far bigger pizza transgression.
Like if you’re some old dude from Naples who believes pizza should only have buffalo mozzarella, San Marzano tomatoes, and basil I can understand railing against other toppings. If you’re a random internet dude hating one topping in particular you will be judged.
Maybe the issue with pineapple is it is coming from a can. Just like canned mushrooms it is an inferior product. Give fresh a go.