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Old 05-10-2020, 05:00 PM   #149
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The Washington Capitals are still in the midst of an organisational review, but have determined at the outset that we are looking toward the future. We are interested in acquiring draft capital, and are motivated to move any of the following players to satisfy this need:

· Tyler Johnson
· Zack Smith
· Ondrej Palat
· Kyle Okposo
· Braydon Coburn
· Brendan Smith

While our preference is for draft picks in the 2020 and 2021 drafts, we will also consider offers for quality young players and prospects.

In addition—and for a limited time—the Washington Capitals are presently exploring creative opportunities to errr, um... relocate Patrik Berglund. We are prepared to pay handsomely for his disappearance by any means possible.

If others have interest in players that do not appear on this list, we remain open to offers.

In keeping with new organisational policy, only offers that conform to correct grammatical form, and in keeping with either standard Canadian or Oxford English spelling will be considered.

Cordially,
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