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This is my favorite gun in my collection...

Spoiler!

It's an animated cast iron cap gun from the 1800's. You pull the trigger and the donkey boots the guy in the ass and fires the cap. It's pretty rare. When we were kids my brother and I played with much newer versions of cap guns. We played with them all the time blasting through hundreds of rolls of caps. I kind of lost interest but he really liked guns. He grew up and owned a bunch of real guns until the day he blew his head off with a real gun. Since then I've been a collector of toy guns. They remind me of playing. The animated ones are hardest to find. Some are so rare there may only be a few examples left in the world. But so far none are so rare as to be truly unique or irreplaceable.

I have had it up to here with your rules!