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Vulcan · 02-04-2007, 08:01 PM

There's an old story of a person trapped in a flood. As the water rises he climbs onto the roof. A boat comes by and offers to take him to safety. He refuses saying "god will save me". Another boat comes but he says the same thing, "god will save me". A Helicopter comes by but the man refuses help again.
The guy drowns and goes to the Pearly Gates. God says "what are you doing here?".
The guy says "I was waiting for you to save me".
God says "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what's wrong with you"?

02-04-2007, 08:01 PM	#9
Vulcan Franchise Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sunshine Coast Exp:	There's an old story of a person trapped in a flood. As the water rises he climbs onto the roof. A boat comes by and offers to take him to safety. He refuses saying "god will save me". Another boat comes but he says the same thing, "god will save me". A Helicopter comes by but the man refuses help again. The guy drowns and goes to the Pearly Gates. God says "what are you doing here?". The guy says "I was waiting for you to save me". God says "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what's wrong with you"? Last edited by Vulcan; 02-04-2007 at 08:03 PM.