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Old 04-21-2020, 10:06 AM   #7
Sliver
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Miss Vicki's S and V should take this in a landslide.
I could live off those.

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Yep. But it's gotta be Old Dutch. Lays ketchup is weak.
Dafuq? Lays ketchup or I'm not even interested. Old Dutch are nasty. In fact, there's a type of girl I can't stand and have never been able to my whole life. I call them Ketchup Chip Girls. High cheekbones, sweaty hands, frizzy hair, 20lbs overweight, sprinkle of freckles, higher-pitched voice, generally off-putting personality-wise (no fun, not funny, hangs on the periphery of a group of better-looking friends). Finger tips redder than a normal person's as though they've been snacking on Old Dutch ketchup chips all day. Yuck, but marginally better than a Cheese-Slice Girl, at least.
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