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Originally Posted by pope04
My wife and I were cycling once, and we came upon a lady in obvious running gear - runners, sports top and spandex - warming up for her jog. She was stretching her hamstrings by pushing up against the rear of her car.
My wife, a very smart lady, blurted out, "Are you having car trouble?"
I nearly fell off of my bike.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuc-dzZwKbM
HAHA
To add a couple of my own.
Me and some friends were shooting a game of pool at the local pool hall, when one of the girls we were with notices the Ladies Night sign
"Ladies, free pool weds night from 8-9" (or something like that)
and she says excitedly " You can SWIM here!?"
Also a couple jokes we used to play on newbies when I was a mechanic/welder
Set the new guy up with a paper bag, and when its time to grind the weld tell him he has to collect the sparks in the bag so they can be sent away for spark analysis. He sits there and trys to get the sparks in the bag, but then the bag catches fire!! LMAO too funny when you see it happen!
We had a welder come on who claimed he knew what he was doing and how to mig weld etc. We knew he wasnt to smart when he had the mig wire out about 12 inches and was trying to spark it like a rod...
Anyways over lunch we took his helmet and spray painted his shield black. When he tried welding and couldnt see anything, he actually went and got a TROUBLE light to brighten the area he was trying to weld!
