Donny Shulzhoffer - "Welcome to the Fake Reality Hockey League run for the Gibbler Cup. I'm Donnie Shulzhoffer and joining me for this tournament is my good friend and the legendary Jim Carr."
Jim Carr - "Thanks Donnie,With the NHL and all sports pretty much on Hiatus, League Commissioner Kimmy Gibbler feels its time to make money to buy unicorn sweaters. She's spared no expense in bringing in the best Hockey teams that money can buy and has put them into a single game single knockout tournament to award the highly respected Gibbler Cup. "
Donny - "Thanks Jim. Now the rules are simple. Every night, there will be two games, the voting will be open for 24 hours, at that point a winner will be decided and Jim and myself will discuss what happened in these games. And believe me, these teams are all going to play with a huge heart and a bag full of knuckles"
Jim Carr- "That's right Donny, this is going to be old time hockey, fun for the whole family. Bring Grandma and the Kids down to the Kimmy Dome for all the fun, but watch for that ambulance circling the building"
Donny - "We don't know what's going to happen, we have youth team's against adult teams, we have pro teams against amateurs. But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that Hockey is back. We're posting the brackets, looking for sponsors. Put Grandma to bed and send the kids out of the room. Its time for hockey!"