[CaptainCrunch]

Hi all,


I hope you'll let me indulge, but in the absence of for real hockey, I thought I would put in a occasional imaginary Out of town scoreboard.


Mystery, Alaska vs The New York Rangers (Ex)


the much anticipated exhibition game between the Snowmen of Mystery and the bigger stronger Professional New York Rangers took place on an enormous pond today. Young Stevie Weeks the teams designated premature ejaculator returned from a concussion to lead the team with a goal and an assist. While Connor Banks clanged one off the cross bar with time running out as the Rangers won 5-4.






The Hamilton Mustangs won the Memorial Cup on a penalty shot goal by Dean Youngblood who then fought and defeated the OHL's preeminant fighter Carl Racki. Youngblood promptly celebrated by grabbing Hamilton local octogenarian Ms McGill and french kissing her on national TV.





Woodstock 3 Snoopy 2. Woodstock took an early lead in this contest and held on to win 3-2 on three goals by Woodstock. Late in the third period Woodstock scored a goal on a 1 on 0 powerplay as Snoopy had a melt down in the penalty box.





In other hockey news, famed Hockey Commentator and hall of famer Donnie Shulzhoffer was arrested for propositioning a polar bar when he couldn't find a massage parlor in what he described Mystery as a "A$$ backwards town"