So who's the next fan serv . . . . errr crucially important cast member to show up. I'm betting its Barclay, or even Wesley for the apparent simpsonesque joke making fun of Picards deteriorating mental state.
Wesley rounds the corner and waives cheerfully
Westley - "Hey Captain Picard, its awesome to se . . . ."
Phssssssst, Picard coldly fires his phaser. A blue aura surrounds Wesley as he screams and then vanishes"
Rios- "Oh my god Captain you killed Wesley"
Picard - "Who"
Or
Barclay rounds the corners and nerd like waves at Picard.
Barclay - "Hey Captain, I was just masterbating in the holo suite and heard your vo . . . . "
Phssst a red aura surrounds Barclay as he screams and vanishes"
Rios - "Holy butt crackers Picard you killed Admiral Barclay"
Picard - "You're damn right I did"
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