You absolutely can't release a budget that illustrates your economic expertise is a hollowed out husk of dust bin economic theories from 40 years ago because that might panic global investors.
What you need to do is release a budget that has a tangential relationship to the world we live that doesn't effectively address any of the shortcomings of provincial finances but over the long term actually aims to make them worse.
It's important to appear incompetent rather than malevolent because that time you dedicated your whole life to enhancing the pain and suffering of others, also 40 years ago, still has some traction in public discourse because your disgusting self hating diatribes are unfortunately still captured in video.
Alberta Politics, baby!
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