"Your honour, I stand here today accused of a hit and run, a heinous crime! But nay, I performed no such action! You see, upon colliding with the plaintiff's vehicle, I did not run! I did not sprint, nor did I jog or even skip away! There was nary a spring to my step! I simply walked into the Walmart, purchased my weekly fifty-litre drum of household lubricant, and returned at a normal pace to my automobile! And last I checked, your honour, hitting and walking to purchase lubricant is not a crime! No, you check to see if it is!"
Case closed. I think you're out of luck, Cecil.
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