02-25-2020, 10:27 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
Spoiler!
New Guy Jinxed
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Nick Ritchie with a "Gordie Howe Hat-Trick" in his Bruin debut, Bruins win 5-2
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Hopefully a fight with tkachuk
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A Ritchie fight and five goals would be a good night against that horrible defense and goalie.
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I sense a team coming out with a purpose after the Vancouver debacle
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Silver Stick Ceremony
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Enjoy the 500th game ceremony of Halak Flames fans.
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Cliffs of Dover, awesome.
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This is why you should be a goalie
The silver sticks are bigger
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Halakness monster getting his recognition
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Hey all, Happy Halakness Day
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The placements of statues.
The Red Sox have a statue of Ted Williams, which is located just outside the ballpark. That is where it should be placed.
The BRUINS have a statue of Chara, which is placed on the ice during every game. This is not the proper location.
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DROP THE ****ING PUCK ALREADY!!!!
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Old Friend, New Look
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Lucic with the JT frosted tips is killing me.
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he goes no bucket in warm ups to show em off and i kinda respect the no ####s attitude
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Looch is rocking throwback bleached tips
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I immediately gasped and said "oh no baby what is you doin"
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im lookin at lucic's hair and wondering is this whats gonna happen to mookie
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Tkachuk off the Wall
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What a terrible start from the Bruins
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Bruins look like they’re on their 10th game in 5 nights.
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Bruins cant handle a tough physical forecheck, It will be a regular theme going forward.
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Bruins are getting manhandled. Every hit knocks them on their asses.
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It’s crazy how often I’ve heard Mangiapane’s name in both games against the Flames. Seems like he’s always on the ice.
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Could feel that one coming!
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Rask couldn't find that one
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What is it with Calgary and end boards
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Tkachuk is a hell of a player, though.
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Calgary looks better than just a wild card team lately.
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Tuukka helping up Tckachuk
Old tuukka would have punched him
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Rask telling tkachuk to not score on him again
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Vintage Johnny & Mony
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definitely a great idea to leave a guy like Monahan totally alone in the slot
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Hey Gaudreau the bathroom called...they require your services for the next three hours
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I have to say Gadreau’s trolling game for the trade deadline was on point...
Reporters: Johnny Gadreau has just left the ice at practice. We don’t know why
Johnny Gadreau: I had to pee
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I just yelled ‘No! You ####ers!’ and now my throat is sore
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Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, so ####ing dumb
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This is frustrating. They’re not playing bad, but they’re just not quite together and everything’s just an inch off, or a half second slow or fast.
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Brick said it typical period after a long trip
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That was just gross by Pasta. Unacceptable
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#####ing around with the puck
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Pasta turned the puck over 4 times in 20 secs
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Cassidy fault
Pastrnak is gassed
why double shift him bud?
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Gross. That’s an absolutely piss poor effort there.
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The Adventures of Big Save Dave
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Second Rittich adventure of the night!
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An adventurous one that one.
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Ritti is like am I dead?!?!
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How about they don't aim for the glove? Seems like rittich has a magnet in his glove and the other magnet in the puck
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Weak shots no traffic. Pathetic
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Chronicles of Ridditch is making it look easy because it is.
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Mony makes it 3-1
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Nothing more dangerous in hockey than a two goal lead? Right? Guys?
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Oh are we doing this again?
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3-1....we've got them just where we want them now!
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This week on Chasin’ Calgary…
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Pretty amazing this Flame team is fighting for a playoff spot. They are either pretty good or we stink and are the slowest team in the league
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Certainly didn't look like a team that needed any depth scoring added to it
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Krejci looks toast and uninterested
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Five straight periods of absolute Dog sh#!
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First we get embarrassed by Vancouver and now down 3-1 to the flames, taking dumb penalties, do something please 
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: pokes team :
Heyyy do stuff
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1 step forward...8 steps back...why?
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Gross, Gustaffson is so dangerously close to my IRL last name I don’t want to see this nerd on the ice for the opposing team tonight
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What a dumb play by Grzy my god
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Looks like Bjork is grabbing some pine time.
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McBacklund
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Well……… I’ll see you Thursday night……
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Well, sweet dreams, Bruins fans. Sigh.
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That goal is just hard work. What a showing.
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That's what happens when you make too many dumb things.
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Marchand chirping Backlund seems to have fired up Calgary
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There is no way the puck didn't hit the Flames bench
EDIT: it didn't
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Calgary tries to score one time this period and does after spending the entire period clearing the puck. Effective I suppose.
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That was utterly embarrassing.
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Ah, fak.
That blew. See you next time, all.
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hey Brad maybe wait until you have the lead before you run your #####ing mouth at the other team next time
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Yep, that’s a bunch of horse ####.
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President’s Trophy Race Burnout
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Bruins look terrible. I wonder if the flu is going around.
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It’s like they get to the zone, throw the puck on the net and leave. No zone time at all.
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we cant take the puck from them. WHAT THE #####?
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Flames are skating circles around the Bruins
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boys have looked like garbage most of this game
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Bruce is gonna lay hard on the #### performance tonight
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Even Bergeron is making brain dead plays tonight.
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even Bergeron making bonehead plays
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#####ing awful game so far. 2 duds in a row.
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Two bad games and this board is going bananas!
Imagine if we had to root for the Leafs?
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Everything is a struggle. Looks like they’re tired. Everything is harder to do when everyone is struggling to just play.
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What an absolute #### defense. Krug just got undressed and got no help from Krejci or his partner. Gross
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Breakaway Empty Netter
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why is it backlund
im so done
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way to put some muscle on it Krug
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He was terrible in the last few minutes. Awful.
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NO. That's not what I wanted! #### it, I'm getting the gelato.
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What the #### was Krejci doing there
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That was the most pathetic hockey effort of the decade
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At least we didn’t lose to a zamboni driver. At least we didn’t lose to a zamboni driver. At least we didn’t lose to a zamboni driver. At least we didn’t lose to a zamboni driver. At least we didn’t lose to a zamboni driver...
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There’s something about Calgary that I just don’t like, can’t quite put my finger on it
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####ty logo? They all look like they don't wash their hair? They did something to make Lucic dye his hair boy band blond? They are beating us like a red headed step child?
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Johnny Gaudreau being American but sounding Canadian?
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Calgary sure has a lot of American players
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Bag o’ Dicks
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Eat a bag of dicks Bruins. You picked a good time to look like the Detroit #####ing Red Wings in the last 2 games you clam chowdaaa head mother#####ers.
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##### you Boston, eat dicks
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Go drink some #####ing tea boston
That's called ####ting on your parade in the rain.
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Come on Bruins. This is your chance to be the good guys for once...
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Yeah, Boston can go ##### themselves. Worst OOT we could have imagined.
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Backlund just scored a beauty **** sakes
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Prepare for 3 page Eric Francis article on how the Flames won TDL.
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The Bruins, Caps and Lightning have gone 1-6 against teams the Oilers are battling with for playoff position in the last week or so. You can't make this #### up. The east is so much better my ass.
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