[Sylvanfan]

After back to back losses the Oilers conducted team examinations today. Tyrant GM Sylvanfan and his side kick Bobby Stick em Schmautz have determined who's of the right mind set for this team and who isn't. Looking for what is required to make the Oilers a contender for now, and for the foreseeable future. The team held a practice where players were brought onto the ice on an individual basis wearing only helmets, gloves, skates and combination long underwear suits (because who wants to stare at dudes wearing only ginch). Players were than placed in a cage the size of a faceoff circle while Sylvanfan and Schmautzy chased them around swinging sticks at them. The excercise was used to determine mental and physical toughness of the players. The tyrranical duo then held a closed door meeting to determine who was tough enough, who was too weak, and who was too tough for the Oilers. Stay tuned...things could be interesting....