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Old 02-08-2020, 10:16 PM   #66
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Originally Posted by Firebot View Post
Can a player get 2 Bill Masterton trophies in the same year?

I heard they'll be a 45 minute pre game ceremony at the next Oilers home game, they'll invite every former oiler on the planet, then have a 10 minute montage of Connor's miraculous recovery from his latest setback all set to the a stirring John williams written sound track. Justin will make a video appearance congratulating the Connor for inspiring every Canadian to be like him. Then we'll get a video highlight of hall of famers marveling at his recuperative abilities and offering to give up their place in the hall for Connor.



Then after the game some theatre will have a celebrity preview of Connor 2 Miracle. I hear Carrot Top, Dustin Diamond and Pauley Shore have personally received and accepted their invites to walk the Red Carpet hosted by Rosie Odonnell.
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