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Old 02-01-2020, 02:56 AM   #2
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Edmonton
An original poem

Edmonton!
Come again!
Waterparks and more!

Urban sprawl!
Traffic crawls!
Henday jams galore!

Consider all the attributes
That make the city gleam!
Our city is just charming,
And it's surely void of screams!

The downtown core is bustling,
The Winspear fosters dreams!
And most of all, there's Rogers Place!
With fifty-buck ice creams!

Edmonton!
Great again!
Connor signs for more!

See our team!
They're the cream...of
Nineteen eighty four!

Our centre depth is marvellous,
Our history's pristine!
Wayne Gretzky says we are the best,
At putting on the green!

From Connor, Leon... um, who else?
There’s Klefbom? Hmm, Mike Green?
We'll see what UFA time holds.
Perhaps a $6 x 3.

Edmonton!
It's a ten!
History's the best!

Won five Cups!
Calgary sucks!
Please forget the rest!

Oh, the hated Flaming foes,
They play the game so rough!
They turtle, cry, and knee our guys!
I think I've had enough!

I surely think they do it wrong!
Their team is made of suck!
They've only beat us three of three.
They're all fresh out of luck!

Edmonton!
Rise again!
Playoff wins aplenty!

Footage found?
Recent rounds?
“Archives are all empty.”


Go Flames.
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