[CaptainCrunch]

Wow, only on this board would a discussion go from a person's stupidity to the exact breakdown on a 8 foot long 2x4.

Anyways I was driving with a friend of mine to banf in his beater, I was trying to get some sleep when the car filled with smoke and the engine died. We rolled out of the car, and I noticed that the paint was discoloring on the hood. I tried to call someone on my cellphone, but at the time there wasn't really a signal for my cellphone. Meanwhile my friend pops open the hood and almost loses his face as the engine has caught on fire. Before I can do anything he runs to the trunk and pulls out a giant plastic jug screaming at me that he's going to put out the fire. He pulls off the lid and splashes antifreeze on the fire which causes a small explosion and sends a fireball that could probably be seen by a satellite.

Of couse I laughed my butt off and promptly burned my hands trying to put out the fire with a jacket.

Stunningly the car started after we put the fire out and let the engine cool off.