[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

In a fictional far away place a long long time ago, in which space wizards have dazzled audiences with laser beam gunfights, light sword fights, spaceship laser gun wars, unique looking aliens of all sorts, where these same space wizard use magic to lift space shifts, heavy objects, force other beings to think / believe what they want, come back as ghosts and talk and wave at people, have broken the laws of physics in all previous 8 canon movies, shoot lightning from their hands, been killed and sucked literally out into space and then floated back into a spaceship somehow, have creatures that can live almost 1,000 years, sense when people are close to them or on a nearby ship / planet / plane just by ‘feeling’........ no... no no no no no no we will absolutely NOT ACCEPT hyperspace “skipping” even though every single Star Wars movie to now has had hyperspace travel in it.

It’s just far too unrealistic.

I bet your favourite part from the first trilogy was when the ewoks took on the stormtroopers.