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This is a fantastic thread! I have so many, I'm not even sure where to start. One of my favorites is about my husband.

My bathroom is cluttered with all kinds of girl stuff. You know, makeup, fancy shampoos, moisturizers, and, of couse, shaving cream which men generally know how to use. So my husband decides to run a bath and he climbs in with about an inch of water in the bottom. While he's waiting for the tub to fill so he can put on the jets, he picks up my can of shaving cream. Now, he's never shaved in the tub and the can has a very pretty pink and purple label on it so it probably smells girlie too. Why he would pick it up in the first place is beyond me, but anyway, he proceeds to squirt shaving cream right in his eye.

I hear this horrible scream from the living room and come running. (There are crazy stats on household accidents in the bathroom, you know.) There I find him with his butt in the air and his head under the tap, screaming at me to call poison control. I ask him fairly calmly what has happened so I can ask Poison Control the proper procedure. He's screaming and trying to tell the story at the same time while burbling water. I decipher the issue and procede to laugh at him. I tell him that he can call when he gets out of the tub, but I'm not making a fool of myself for his idiocy.

This makes him mad and he jumps right out and heads to the phone. I stand there and listen to the conversation. The lady that answered the phone at Poison Control is laughing as hard as I am.

God bless men who bring laughter to their wives.