[Frank the Tank]

I used to work at a patio furniture/BBQ store while in University. I answered the phone one busy saturday and a guy asked for directions:

Frank: Hello, Patio Palace?
Guy: Ya where are you located?
Frank: tells him address of store. Very easy to find.
Guy: Oh, what side of the street are you on? (Legitimate question)
Frank: The west side, sir.
Guy: So is that the left or the right?
Frank: ......................
Guy: Hello?
Frank: Well sir, if you are coming from the north, it will be on your right, if you are coming from the south, it will be on your left.
Guy: ........................
Frank: Sir?
Guy: So is it on the left or the right?
Frank: The left sir. Goodbye.

Never actually figured out if he made it in.