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Old 12-18-2019, 11:57 PM   #1121
Cecil Terwilliger
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This is too good not to cross post.

I don’t usually link a whole reddit thread but if anyone needs a laugh, and likes bad puns, check out this review thread for the abomination that is the Cats movie. Just the OP.

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comm...review_thread/

Bonus quote from twitter:

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Watching CATS is like stumbling upon an unholy and heretofore unknown genre of porn. Every time these horny fur demons tongue a milk bowl and start moaning I was certain the FBI would raid the theater
Holy #### I’m dying. collider's matt goldberg:

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Tom Hooper’s direction to his actors for this semblance of a plot was to act it super horny. That doesn’t give Cats a raw sexual energy as much as it makes everything incredibly uncomfortable... Cats always feels like it’s two seconds away from turning into a furry orgy in a dumpster. That’s the energy you have to sit with for almost two hours.
I can’t stop! This movie is gonna make history. The reviews are that good. I mean the actual reviews, not the movie. Tagged for swears. From twitter.

NSFW!

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