A guy at my high school showed up at a football practise with his shoes on the wrong feet (new nickname "ret*rd"...nice huh?). Another guy asks during our (full contact) football practice "How many Steamboats do we give the QB?" (new nickname "Steamer")
My wife was working at Earls (West Hills) when the manager sent another waitress out to the other restaraunts in West Hills to get a cup of 'fellatio' because the kitchen was all out. Poor girl went to at least five places...
A buddy of mine was doing his Phd and was dating a girl for a few years...until one night they were watching the news and there was a report on the shuttle disaster, she then turns to him and with 1000% sincerity stated that she had no idea mankind had EVER been into space...that pretty much ended the relationship then and there...