[kermitology]

Ex girlfriend..

We saw a newspaper that had a story on Peruvian violence of some sort.. she then turned to me and asked

"Where's Peruvia?"

One night on the phone she got mad at me for not listening to her with both ears.. "You have a two eared telephone?"

Favourite line at the Dome.. Working in Guest Services, sometimes people would come up with questions and start by asking.. "Excuse me, where can I find Guest Services?" I then would look at the huge sign behind me and then ask them again "how can I help you?"

And the latest girlfriend.. We were playing scrabble one day and she asks me if *said phonetically* Doh-ne *spelled* done, is a word. I said.. Do you mean DONE? Silly English major!