Wow, there are some real gems in here. My current g/f has yet to drop anything dumb on me but have a few goodens from the past.
Was playing a round of golf with some friends, one of which brough his g/f. Starting to could over and there was a bit of thunder. We discussed the nature of thunder and what caused it when the guys g/f said "really? I thought thunder was caused by two clouds colliding"
Another day, while I was working as a Waiter at Earls, I was working outside on the open patio. Lots of trees in the area and naturaly birds would fly in and peck at crumbs and such that had fallen on the patio. When lady, a rather high maintenance snotty looking lady asked me if there was anything I could do about the "dam" birds getting into the patio" I was stunned. What the hell am I supposed to do? Stand in the corner of a patio with a shotgun ready to blow away any bird that dare fly into an open patio?
And in all fairness, I will include one involving a male. I used to work at the Family Leisure Center as a Life Guard. Our uniforms were rather bright as to make us easy to spot. "Life Guard" was written on the back of the shirt in bright blue right over top of a very bright Red Cross symbol. "Life Guard" was also written on the seat of the shorts. To round out our uniforms, we all carried a large flutter board and whistle around our necks. One the front of the shirt was written "Emergency Aquatic Staff" One day while standing at the front of the pool, a guy approached me from behind (with all the above mentioned lettering facing him) and he asked "Do you work here?" No man, I just take pool safety REALLY seriously.
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