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Originally Posted by TheSutterDynasty
What about all those stories of wedding rings attracting more attention?
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It is widely known that the wedding ring can operate as an aphrodisiac to some women as they're an indicator that someone is a proven and desirable partner.
Thats just one of life's many mysteries.
It might be dispelled by the 'Rubber Ring' as a trinket acquired from a Cracker-Jack box isnt really an indicator of anything other than an affinity for sweet and salty snacks.
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