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Originally Posted by fotze
My wife cannot get it that the word scissors is for aone pair of scissors. She asks for a scissor. Pass me that scissor. Also she asks for the wheelbarrel instead of the wheelbarrow. English isn't her first language, thoughy, so its alright.
How do I put this story delicately, my first serious girlfriend in high school figured that if "it" didn't "go off" in the first 20 seconds it wasn't going to, so she'd stop. So after many frustrastting adventures I finally had to ask her what was up? She never knew it would take "so long".
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should have told her to keep going for about 5 more seconds