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ken0042 · 01-25-2007, 02:42 PM

Ex-girlfriend and I were driving from Winnipeg to Grand Forks, ND. We had just crossed the US border; and hadn't even gotten back to highway speed when a bunch of birds flew in front of the car. There was a THUNK as I happened to hit one of them. She said to me "Stupid American birds."

I asked her "How do you know those weren't Canadian birds?"

Her reply "Because were in the US now. Birds don't fly across the border."

And yes, she was being serious.

01-25-2007, 02:42 PM	#5
ken0042 Playboy Mansion Poolboy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout Exp:	Ex-girlfriend and I were driving from Winnipeg to Grand Forks, ND. We had just crossed the US border; and hadn't even gotten back to highway speed when a bunch of birds flew in front of the car. There was a THUNK as I happened to hit one of them. She said to me "Stupid American birds." I asked her "How do you know those weren't Canadian birds?" Her reply "Because were in the US now. Birds don't fly across the border." And yes, she was being serious.