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Old 12-05-2019, 05:01 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden View Post
You are out to lunch. Your category is complicated. The whole point of categorizing Pizza, tacos, Hotdogs and fried chicken as sandwhiches is that it makes things more simple. If it has bread, or a bread like substance around it, and you pick it up and eat it the same was as a sandwich it's a sandwhich.
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I don't know what you mean. Sandwhich theory, while radical, is inclusive. It simplifies an overly convoluted system of categorizing food. It gives us the ability to classify food concisely. Just as we have for animals. These foods are of the Sandwhich class, and can be divided more specifically there after.
1) as a founding member of the University of Calgary Sandwich Appreciation club, an avid Judge John Hodgeman listener, and an an advocate of the rule of law I tell you that this is long ago settled law. You're on the wrong side of history my friend.

Here is but one piece of relevant case law:

https://www.foxnews.com/story/massac...not-a-sandwich



2) This is the opposite of concise.
You've unnecessarily bumped sandwich up to the Class level, when it really is a genus.
That's like saying, "Look, why do we have to have all of these different categories for animals? Humans, dogs, snakes, they're really all just ducks. Let's just call them all ducks, and then we can break that into sub categories like Humans, dogs, and snakes...oh, and ducks."
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