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Originally Posted by Boblobla
Yeah, but they clearly lack the Ewoks to appropriately execute...
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The good news is that hopefully the Ewoks were wiped out in the environmental apocalypse that happened to Endor when the Death Star crashed down on the planet.
In 10 years we'll have a new Star Wars stand alone film called the Wrath of Wicket where a republic ship lands and encounters the last survivors on a desolate world and find out that they didn't land on Endor 5, but Endor's moon.
Spoiler!
Wicket: Captain, Captain, Captain... save your strength. These ewoks have sworn to live and die at my command years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your crew, no? Never told you how the Republic destroyed the Death Star in Orbit, had a party and then left us?
Capt. : errr no.
Wicket: Captain, Captain Captain... Never told them how General Solo destroyed the shield generator in the middle of a village of Ewoks, and then how General Calrissian fired a torpedo into the power generator on the death star blowing it up and destroying my people in the process?
First Mate: You lie! You lie, Ewoks lived on the Endor Moon, this is Endor 5
Wicket: [shouts] THIS IS the Endor Moon! The Death Star debris crashed into this moon and the shock shifted the orbit of this moon and everything was laid waste. The Republic never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my jungle instincts and intellect that allowed us to survive. Before the Death Star strike we were happy and thriving
First Mate: The alliance helped you break the shackles of the empire, and now you repay that by stealing our ship and murdering our crew.