I don’t understand how something called “The Rise of Skywalker” can be the end of the Skywalker Saga. Why isn’t it called “The End of Skywalker” instead?
How can something rising be the ending of a story? Won’t people want to know what happens next? If a Skywalker “rises” in this movie, then wouldn’t there be another story to tell after this?
- Anakin’s an annoying little kid
- Anakin’s a whiny, emo teenage bitch
- Anakin’s a punk in desperate need of a throat punch
- Luke’s a whiny teenager, but still tolerable
- Luke’s less whiny but also more whiny
- Luke’s a badass ninja
- Luke’s a hermit
- Luke’s weird hermit
- There’s a new Skywalker
- The end?!
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