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Matinee Madness

Im having my coffee with a hockey game this feels wrong

1pm start, guess I better start drinking now.

Ah classic 11am start time. This is Flyers hockey

This is such a stupid ****ing time to start a hockey game. Happy for @kudymen and our other Europeans, though.

I hate Saturday 1 pm games against the other conference. There's no juice.

Vanishing Act

Said it awhile back, AV seems to be seeing what the team can do without Ghost.

Could very well be a mandate from Fletch also.

A trade would not suprise me at this point

Ghost has not been playing great, but Ghosts absolute worst >>>>>> Hogg’s best.

Horrible decision if he’s healthy, and if he is, you have to wonder what his future is. This is beyond stupid now.

wow...just saw.

Dumb dumb

Hagg over Ghost? Seriously? I love how Braun routinely ****s up but always gets a pass or even worse is rewarded with more ice time for his **** play. This is Hak levels of stupidity. It's going to be hilarious when we trade ghost for scraps and he goes back to being a 50+ point defenseman.

Scratching Ghost for Hagg is just straight up clown ****.

**** off.

It would be funny if the "hive" would be patting themselves on their backs for
calling up Frost
calling up Parable
putting G on the wing
putting Couts in a more offensive position
pushing Hägg down the lineup
...
as much as one guy pats himself for one damn scratch after calling him a goner for a year.

First game in 2 some years that I won’t watch because of the stupid ****ing decision to play Hagg over Ghost. Idc that Ghost hasn’t been great.

Never dress a worse lineup to send a message especially with the way this team has played. Makes me mad and frustrated.

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3 minutes in and Hagg and Braun have messed up once each.

Hagg has never seen an opportunity for a hit he wouldn’t take, even when the option to play a loose puck is staring him in the face.

A Song of Fire and Ice

a GOT reference...jesus christ

Dragons.
We have devolved to DRAGON TALK IN HOCKEY.

Well this has been a Game of Groans...

With Morgan Frost our there it’s fire v ice today.

Frost reminds me a little of gaudreu tbh. Maybe it’s just his size and shiftiness.

If Frost scores CHOP gets lots of donations. Rittich isn't letting Frost score. Rittich hates children.

Hometown Kid

Guys I really want Johnny Hockey on our team.

Would love Johnny Hockey here. I don’t think they ever make a move in season with him but I’ve been surprised before.

Just need to come out and dominate. This is a team that is falling apart. Take it to them early. Jump on them to give them no confidence to try and steal a game.

So when we kidnapping Johnny Hockey?

Gritty clearing prepping Johnny's kidnapping hence why we havent seen him

To Calgary
Jake
Ghost
2nd rounder/Sandstrom

To Philly
Gaudreau
Hanifin

Dennis Wideman Impressions

Jake taking the ref out

Voracek giving the ref a nice hit.

He did it so he can use the steel chair to knock out Rittich. Real good move, that.

ref gets bodied
applause

Voracek just checked the ref!

Damn Jake killed the ref.

lol Sanheim took out the ref.

An Old Friend

I ****ing hope Rinaldo gets his slimey face pushed in today.

How is this guy still in the league anyway?!

Zack Rinaldo on their fourth line? Protect Frost.

Philadelphia Flyers featuring Frost versus the Calgary Goons featuring Rinaldo and Lucic

I’ll give $50 to CHOP if Frost scores a goal today but I’m stealing $100 from CHOP if Rinaldo scores against us.

I'm scared of Hagg and Rinaldo hitting each other. The sheer HEAVINESS of such a collision could cause the very fabric of the universe to unravel.

ZAC RINALDO IS STILL ON AN NHL TEAM????

Now the goon is harassing my boy Farabee, gtfo outta here Rinaldo

"Hagg's T H I C C presence will dissuade Rinaldo from being too dumb." - Some old dude probably

Like Janko, but on D

Nice job handling that beautiful pass from Farabee, Hagg, you ****ing moron.

Parable nice pass

to Hagg

Hagg is so bad it’s amazing

Linesman hits better than Hagg.

Is Hagg ****ing serious off that Farabee pass?

Hagg with 0 hockey sense so when he's fed the puck he gives himself not other option but to shoot

Mangiapane with a breath of life

oh for ####s sake

We look slooooooow

Playing down to our opponent again

THis looks like two teams with 1 combined win in last 10.

God I hate Calgary

S
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Come on Hart

KNEW it was coming

Send him down to the AHL

I wonder how that goes if they have someone in the corner who doesn't lose every single puck battle.

Hagg had nothing to do with that but he was on the ice so he's dead to me

Lindholm ties it up

So ####ing lame. Why the #### didn't we pressure them at all? For ####s sake.

Ugh - knew that was coming.

Ugh… should have known. We haven’t been out of regulation in a game we were due

Flames pulled their goalie.
Flyers reacted like the Flames were the first team to ever attempt the strategy.

If someone would have cleared the porch Hart wouldn't have had to play so far to the right and would have actually had a chance to make a save there

The Philadelphia Overtimes

This ####in team

Flyers : better then girlfriends, because the Flyers will always #### you.

As I was literally typing a comment asking why the Flyers just can't calmly close out a game with a lead.

Remember when I said it was only 1-0. Classic

we are going to lose this ****ing game...

I hate this **** ****ing Calgary team

We weren’t even close to touching that puck the whole time.

Zero pressure

And Calgary with the Eiffel Tower sized finger for the Likbalz Moron Brigade.

Another blown lead, why not

You could feel that coming, they were chasing the puck that entire sequence.

No lead is safe.

Chucky and Rittich win it in the SO

The Philadelphia Shootouts

It’s actually so weird not losing a game in OT within the first five seconds

I will never get the skate right in and shoot in a shootout

if this team makes playoffs they’re gonna be so tired having to play a hard 60+ every night

More like Matthew Tkansuckadick

Oh #### off.

League leaders!... in shootouts, damn

I REALLY ####ing hate the flames

Is your team on a losing streak? Come play the Flyers for a guaranteed morale boost.

****ing awful

[Another stupid shootout.

Again

****ing of course.

God dammit they did it again.

These ****ing eastern teams let us down time and time again. ****ing useless Philly and Washington

Flyers with the most passive 5-on-6 in living memory, might as well just skate to the bench and change if you aren't going to challenge the puck carrier at all

That shot goes wide and of course takes the perfect bounce off the boards and to the other side. It's to be expected with the Flames in the final 2 minutes of the 3rd

Of course Flyers with no finish in ot just like the Caps.

It’s almost like the Flyers were trying to lose in the shootout.
1st attempt: No speed and weak floating wrister
2nd attempt: No speed and a weak slapper
3rd attempt: No speed and weak wrister

None of them tried to get Rittich moving side to side.

What a horrible ****ing afternoon.

**** Washington and Philly. Honestly .