[Francis's Hairpiece]

Ya, but if you go to the game, and cheer for the Blues, you need to worry about being hassled by some mouth breathing knuckle dragger, visibly intoxicated and demanding to know why you were staring at his baby mama. And while that would probably be absolutely delightful, you would probably somehow get antibiotic resistant crabs or lice or something. Go back to your hotel, get something to eat and drink, put on the complementary shower cap before laying on the pillows, and have a good night.