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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Not only that, but I want elective surgery for athletes to improve their performances.
I want swimmers with blow holes in their heads. I want boxers with iron fists, I want hockey players with sharpened elbows and horse legs. I want receivers with hands like a lacrosse stick.
We need to move to the next stage of freakshow athletes.
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I read a report not long ago about high school and college pitchers having elective Tommy John surgery.