10-10-2019, 10:45 PM
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Pregame Voodoo
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First, Zimmerman's article was titled…
"Stars’ Short Homestand Starts with Flames" which I read as ‘IN’ Flames. Then GMJN1 is pictured here not with a Stars cup but in a Flaming C jersey. Lastly, the innuendo of the fireman video above is there will be a bunch of hot-stove hot-taeks on this forum tonight that will get out of hand if precautions aren’t taken.
If this game is a tire fire, I blame it on the authors and GDT.
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I’m pulling for hawt taeks
Also – I broke my promise to not watch. If we don’t win tonight, everyone can blame me.
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No breakfast today either friends. I am committed to winning and if forgoing my breakfast is what it takes this is what I will do. Do not feel sorry for me. I can take it.
Requests: NO INJURIES, a PPG?(still unsure if this is allowed), Benny a goal, a Rads celly(my mom is visiting and she LOVES Rads' cellys.), love your tendy, a brick wall in net, and another 2 points! Let's go Stars! I missed your faces!
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i wish jamie benn was in green day so hed wake up when september ends
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Wait, Joe Pavelski plays for the Stars now?
I haven't noticed.
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Lack of Commitment
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I see the 2014-2017 "what is Defense" Stars are back
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ARE WE NOT GOING TO PLAY DEFENSE????
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looks like a fire drill down on the ice
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Giving up a lot of good chances, need to play a little more responsibly.
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well, the energy’s nice
I could do without the turnovers. But, hey, who am i to complain? At least it’s more exciting.
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Lindell is the only player doing defense
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Interesting strategy by the Stars to see if they can tire out the Flames by giving up odd man rushes constantly.
We'll see if it pays off.
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If I had a dollar for every time I hear Stars don’t clear the puck, I’d be a millionaire
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We've got to be leading the league in defensive zone giveaways, right?
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Stars Hockey. it’s just the best.
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When we are winning yes, but for 98% of the game I’m depressed and mad
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A Surprise Mention
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James Neal is a penis with ears.
That is all.
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a penis with ears who "scored" 4 times in one night! Woohoo!
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Everyone loves Looch
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Lucic is an uglier Neal… with smaller ears
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Haha Lucic you ####ing slob.
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Thanks for the hack after the goal, Lucic. ####ing goon.
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"Lucic picks it up with speed"
OK Josh
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Lucic about five seconds late and a whistle too on that hit Drop him Esa
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Does Lucic even play hockey?
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Third Time’s a Charm
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3 straight icings on the PP
Nice!
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Pretty tired of dumping it in on the PP
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Couple PP icings (x3)
I smell a bench minor soon enough 
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Is there some sort of prop bet for most icings while on the power play?
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The coveted icing hat trick.
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Good grief
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Flames don’t worry Stars clearly cannot score on PP.
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k, I know it may sound like it, but icing is not the way to defeat the flames
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Ah yes...more dump and chase. Because that works so well for us
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Man Sekera takes 5 minutes to decide when he wants to kill the play
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Is there a D-to-D pass that Sekera can't #### up? jesus…
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Masked Man
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Bish dont take your ####ing mask off you god damned muppet
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He pulled the mask off. Thats pretty much an auto penalty
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But we learned in the playoffs last year that the goalie is supposed to take off his helmet in order to stop play...
Definitely not still salty about that
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I’m pretty sure the quick toss off of the helmet there by Bish has a lot to do with the goal scored last year while he was down injured on the ice
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Preserving the Celebrity Looks
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I've been bald for 26 years now. Never really an issue, I have a nice shaped head and can rock the shaved Monty look. But just between us, I would sacrifice a small woodland creature to have the Hintz Flow. We can all agree that Miro is amazing, but Hintz has rock start written all over him.
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I'm over here, quietly settling for the Blake Comeau 'do.
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Johnny pls Klingberg doesn’t have many teeth left to lose
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Flames I stg if you hurt Benn or Klingberg I will put a curse on your arena
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...the curse will be short but powerful, like Kendall Coyne?
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The Arena Experience
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I like to simulate being at the games so I stand outside my bathroom and wait a few minutes and then go in and pee. Makes me feel like I’m at the arena.
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Do you have a jar where you put your beer money so you can get the full experience
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and put in $10 every time you crack a new one
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A Gift from Jamie Benn
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Benn giveth, and Benn taketh
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aw #### I don't like where this is going
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Nice toe drag by Benn at the line then they go back and equalize. Lmao
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Still that rush even happening was Benns fault
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Yeah Benn screwed up with the toe drag but at least he hustled back to break up the first pass. Seguin, Radulov and Lindell just floated back and didn't even try. All three looked like the gif of Ovechkin with the disconnected controller.
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Jamie
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Nice toe-drag Jamie.
Can you guys imagine if we lose this ####ing game?
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When Benn scored, I said to myself we are losing this one 3 to 2 in OT....not sure it even makes it there at this point. No Heart, No coaching.
####ing sad.
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Toe drags in slo-mo work all the time
For the other team
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Benn & Klingberg are too busy being cute and trying to make slick plays instead of keeping it simple and shooting/scoring. "They wanna look good first, win second."
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Jamie can no longer handle the puck. He’s regressed so much. You can see him desperately trying to do the things he used to be able to do with ease, but he can’t anymore. He’s not good enough.
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The Friendship Tour of 2019-20
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I feel Tkachuk might end this game unconscious.
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Someone needs to destroy tkachuk
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Stopping in to say that Tkachuk is a ####ing clown.
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Is Tkachuk trying to get Benn to beat his ass? 1 of them has a goal tonight
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Tkachuk uses grenade launchers in COD
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Hanifin Sneaking in the Backdoor
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How fitting that Bishop came out of the net again to lose it
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It's like we don't know how to handle a lead. This team is addicted to chasing from behind. They don't know what to do when they get ahead.
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2 goal lead the worst in hockey.
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Glad to see Stars hockey really is back
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ANY lead the Stars have is the worst in hockey. Other than Roope, I don't see one player on the bench in green that will put this team on their shoulders (including Bishop)
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Man
I WAS enjoying this game. Good to see the boys are gonna stick to the game plan and only play 30 to 40 minutes in this one. Shame to piss this one away
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Not the streak I was calling for
I wanted to 5 goal one… Not the "we give up 3rd period leads every time" one…
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Sorry, guys. I took my jersey off. All is well, it is back on.
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And I put my pants on. My bad, they're back off
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THEY DON'T DESERVE TO WIN THIS GAME
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Big Chirp Dave vs Radulov
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RITTICH IS A BITCH LIKE BINNY
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The Flames Goalie might be my least favorite player in the league. He just comes across as an ass.
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Ahhh that Rittich salt clip never fails to amuse
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New idea: tickle the back of rittich’s neck with a comically large feather, and when he turns to see who did it score the goal
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I have an idea: decoy puck. Distract rittich with a fake puck and then score with the real one
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Rittich sold his soul to the devil
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Rittich you ain’t #### how dare you taunt
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Mr. Shootout
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WHY PUT BENN OUT FOR A SHOOTOUT HE IS THE WORST AT SHOOTOUTS
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Why do they pick Benn every ****ing time
Scores like 1 shootout goal a season and gets picked so ****ing often
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Fitting that after Benn gifted them the 2nd goal, he would pull that weak ass shot in a shootout
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I knew we were losing the shootout the second Benn was shooting. Guy hasn't been good in shootouts in years.
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A couple terrible attempts on the SO from Benn and Rads. Brutal.
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Honestly that was a great move by Gaudreau. ####
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Just gifted that game to the Flames. wonderful
Knew they'd snap that 6 game win streak as soon as they mentioned it
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Johnny really needs to shave
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Hand Flapper
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Diving hand flapping midget wins it
Benn is so usless he had Rittich down and out on a backhand
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I don't know what he was like in Carolina, but man Lindholm has a punchable face. Guy always looks so smug out there.
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I have to watch the Calgary game on mute. Hrudey has take over from Garrett as king homer.
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Someone punch Rittich in the head.
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Rittich is a real puke. Fits in well on that team.
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Nice pass… **** you Dallas
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Kneeordano is just a dirty player. I used to think really highly of him too.
He could have destroyed Radulov’s leg on a slewfoot horsecollar type takedown.
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