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Old 09-19-2019, 03:10 PM   #655
DoubleF
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
I think Calgary Puck should start a company selling old time miracle tonics. Mix a bunch of crap together, promise that it cures almost everything and sell it. There are lots of suckers out there that will believe that a bottle of CP Miracle tonic now with 10% more seaweed extract will cure constipation, watery bowels, kindney stones, brain affliction, heart palpitations and smelly after fish farts. Side effects may include a feeling of being bullet proof, an errection lasting an awesome amount of time and Brad Pitt hair.
I think you can achieve this if you add Gio's sweat to the concoction. Make sure to use appropriate homeopathic methodologies to apply this amazing compound to its maximum potential though.
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