I can't imagine reading that article and thinking those people are heroes, so I assume Northend is joking.
They sound like old hillbillies who mindlessly wandered around wondering what was going on, getting progressively upset by being confused. So... basically just typical residents of Strathmore.
Like, you told a security guard someone had a gun and he ran off to deal with it instead of staying to talk to you? Seems like a pretty reasonable response.
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