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Originally Posted by Barnet Flame
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David Attenborough has had enough and has taken matters into his own hands.
The presenter of Blue Planet and outspoken environmentalist stole a fire engine in the middle of the night and is heading for the Amazon rainforest to sort out the fires himself.
“I’m aware of the risks, and that a man of my age usually wouldn’t be able to contribute a lot to putting out the fires but, in case you haven’t noticed, I’m David ####ing Attenborough.
“So either get in the back and make sure those oxygen tanks are working, or get the hell out of my fire truck.”
A spokesperson for the local fire department said, “Well, we would ideally like our truck back, but only once David Attenborough is finished with it to his complete satisfaction. After all, he is David Attenborough and can do what he likes.
A Brazilian government spokesperson said, “We strongly advise Mr Attenborough to proceed no further on this ridiculous quest to save the rainforest.
“We’re only advising, mind you. He can do whatever he wants. He is David Attenborough.”
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https://newsthump.com/2019/08/25/you...n-fire-engine/
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