I'm literally a style-idiot.
Edit for criteria: I work at a software company where I can get away with wearing probably anything, but I do still intend to wear them to the office that I sometimes go to. There's literally zero dress code, but the fact other humans are also there at the same time precludes me from moving all the way to "f-ck it" territory.
Post title-change context: This started as a "help me figure out which shoes to buy that I can wear with shorts to the office" thread, but has since evolved into a thread about how I (and other) unclean heathens can get our style-
together.