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Old 08-01-2019, 02:32 PM   #70
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It's not a big deal, but the bidet works by a little nozzle coming out with the water pressure and spraying your butthole before retracting back into its home. I just kind of think micro-particles of vaporized poo are going to get on the nozzle. If I were the guy, I wouldn't want the homeowners micro poo particles then squirting at my butthole in the same way I don't really want his micro particles of poo squirting at me.

Like I say, I'm not sweating it, but it's the first time a stranger has used the bidet since I installed it and it made me wonder if it's weird or not. A bidet seems a bit personal to share, but it's also a big whatever.
That's a type of bidet that can exist, that's not all bidets. Some are just a toilet bowl shaped opening with a fixed position tap that sprays out water. In fact, I'd confidently suggest that that's what most bidets are.

Bidets are overrated. Give me the hand held butt sprayer any day.
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