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Locke · 07-04-2019, 09:13 AM

Well. Finally a reason to wall off and quarantine Alabama that even the most diehard of Conservatives cant complain about.

Sorry America. Time to go down to 49. No better day to do it than Independence Day...

What happened to Alabama?

"The State's Position is that we Officially no longer recognize the Quarantined Exclusion Zone Wasp Infestation Colony formerly referred to as 'Alabama.' We have attempted to clear the infestation by administering a liberal application of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants to the area but The State's estimates of their likelihood of success is low. Good Day and may God have mercy on their souls. Or not. Whichever."

07-04-2019, 09:13 AM	#6
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Well. Finally a reason to wall off and quarantine Alabama that even the most diehard of Conservatives cant complain about. Sorry America. Time to go down to 49. No better day to do it than Independence Day... What happened to Alabama? "The State's Position is that we Officially no longer recognize the Quarantined Exclusion Zone Wasp Infestation Colony formerly referred to as 'Alabama.' We have attempted to clear the infestation by administering a liberal application of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants to the area but The State's estimates of their likelihood of success is low. Good Day and may God have mercy on their souls. Or not. Whichever." __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.