[Locke]

Heres what you have to do...

First thing you gotta do is find a beehive. From there you get a Shop-Vac and suck all of the bees into it.

Then you take the Shop-Vac full of angry bees and you put it in a paint-shaker, get those bees nice and riled up, you want there to be animosity.

Then you take the Shop-Vac to the porch and set it on 'Blow' and fire those bees at the Skunks like bullets out of a gun!

I'd recommend having some form of fallout shelter or hermetically sealed environment to retreat to because the Great Bee/Skunk War is going to be bloody, brutal and there will be no prisoners.

Once both sides have exhausted their energy and resources you can then attempt to negotiate some sort of armistice.

Or you can just move.