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Originally Posted by topfiverecords
Needs more affairs, divorce, murder, returning from the dead, and incredible anti-aging.
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I would be a lot more interested in watching hockey if it included the following:
-Machete fights
-Wizards
-Star players turning heel and switching teams between periods
-Dogs that can play hockey, because the rules don’t say nothin’ about no dogs
-Gary Bettman opening the season by challenging a randomly selected team’s president to a Feats of Strength cage match
-Note: the competition ends only when Bettman is successfully smashed over the back with a folding chair. Also should feature evil twins, surprise tag-teams, and hypnotism/mind control subplots
I will add to this list later but it’s a start.