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Originally Posted by Boo Radley
I agree with all of this with one change. When we see Bran we are immediately back at Season 1 where Bran wakes up in bed. Everything that has occurred were his dreams while unconscious based on the stories of old Nan. Seated beside Bran is the new Grand Maester of Winterfell (played by Bob Newhart).
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I also agree with that but then the next scene shows the Baratheon King and house Lannister’s Royal Caravan coming into winterfell. Robert hops off his horse and greets the Stark Family with Bran shouting “nooooooooo!” As he sees Cersei stepping out too, recalling all the memories of her years of tyranny..
From behind Bran, walks out a figure and winks at Bran. “Don’t worry kid, I got this. I’m Family”. A confused and defensive Ned Stark asks this stranger, “I have never met you, who are you?”. The stranger puts away his sunglasses and says “I, am Ironman”. The black Sabbath soundtrack hits as Tony suits up with his bleeding edge armor. Rockets are fired at the Lannister caravans and before anyone can react, Tony sweeps a laser at Cersei, and decapitates her in a clean cut. “Trust me, this may seem horrible, but I’m saving the 7 kingdoms a lot of grief for what I’m about to do”. Tony lines up, squares his shoulders and punts Young Joffrey so hard, he flies over the Castle walls. Tony flies away and complete silence blankets the crowd in disbelief. Tyrion breaks out a laughter as he gulps a cup of wine
Tony flies at Mach speed dropping smart bombs at Walder Frey’s house, Bolton’s house and lastly but not least, Tywin’s castle. “Aww what the heck? Tony nukes all of Casterly Rock.
Tony then drops in on the Night King, who is in the middle of converting one of the wildling babies to one of his white walkers. The Night King steps back in defense and draws his ice Lance. “Along with fire, dragon glass and valyrian steel, You know what I just found out you’re vulnerable to?” Tony asks. The Night King lunges at him with his lance. Tony grins, “...unibeams”. A big cylinder of energy engulfs the Night King and incinerates him in the process.
Tony then scribbles in the sky with smoke “YOU’RE WELCOME” and then disappears back to his multiverse.
Post credit scene: Tom Holland shows up too late and asks the nearest stranger where he is. Little finger replies, “why a place where all your dreams come true, rich young noble” as he guides him through the brothel doors