I'm more of a lower extremity guy to be honest. I'm not opposed to the boobs at all but you know. It is what it is. Maybe there's a conversion therapy I could do or something. I mean I've been lying on my life insurance forms this whole time just to get the discount. "Do you look at boobs a) never b) sometimes c) frequently d) obsessively? It would be nice to finally mark that d without feeling the guilt of a bona fide assman.
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