The public: "we want jobs, pipelines and a better economy."
Kenney: "I'll give you those."
Notley: "I already lied about all of those, but vote for me anyway because the other guy is scary."
Public: *Votes for Kenney*
NDP: *shocked pikachu*
Anyway, the real disappointment is the Alberta Party seemingly getting wiped out too. Good call on the leadership coup, Edmonton. Thst sure paid off, eh?
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