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Old 04-09-2019, 08:31 AM   #205
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People of Denver don't signal when changing lanes.

People of Denver talk on their speaker phones in public.

People of Denver think the colour scheme of orange and blue is actually appealing. NG

People of Denver look at calves balls and think "that would taste great if we fried it!"

Roughly 500,000 people of Denver continue to write in "Jeremiah Johnson" on their ballot every election.

People of Denver eat with their mouths open.

People of Denver strategically place their dog poo to be stepped on.

People of Denver keep unwashed hankercheifs in their pocket to blow their nose.

People of Denver use the last piece of toilet paper and don't change the roll.

People of Denver look over your shoulder when you read.

People of Denver leave their shopping carts in the parking stall.

People of Denver are always telling you how busy they are.

Landeskog replies to all for every email.

Grubauer talks during movies.

MacKinnon talks on his phone at the gym.

Johnson calls everyone brah.

Rantanen goes to the express line with more than 12 items.

Barrie hums along with songs in public.

Zadorov takes up both armrests when not in the middle seat.

Cole types in all caps.

Jost makes every conversation about him.

Compher stands too close to people when talking to them.

Soderberg heats up fish in the lunchroom microwave.

Girard won't shut up about Crossfit and Paleo.

Brassard never decides what to order until he gets to the counter.


(actually I like Denver and I'm a big Broncos fan but for now D=NG)
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