People in Denver fart in crowded elevators just as they're getting off, and then giggle to themselves about it afterwards.
People in Denver close talk you after they've just finished a meal of onions and coffee.
People in Denver mispronounce words such as: expresso, nucular, Artic, excape, Febuary, perogative, foilage, verbage, excetera, supposably, realator, prolly, libary, irregardless, and expecially.
*shudder*
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