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Old 04-08-2019, 01:30 PM   #244
Cecil Terwilliger
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Originally Posted by Gaskal View Post
It's not like you can go 16-0 on your way to winning a Stanley Cup, but just letting everyone know I'm basically treating every loss like it's the end of the world.
Don’t forget being wildly pessimistic so you can say I told you so if we lose.

Remember, predicting we’ll lose is always the easier choice, because more often than not, and this goes for any team, you’ll be right. It doesn’t even matter what you use as justification. Inconsistent goaltending, sputtering offence, poor special teams, lack of size, history of underachieving. Just pick a few, say we’re gonna lose (don’t even need to specify which round) and you’ll almost certainly be right.

Then don’t forget to mention you predicted this from the start once it’s all over and we’re doing the off-season autopsy.
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