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Originally Posted by Groot
MacKinnon stops in merge lanes
Landeskog puts milk in the bowl first and pours cereal in after
Rantanen orders his steak well-done
Jost once kicked a puppy at a baby
Soderberg doesn't tip servers
Barrie puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge
Compher purposely sneezes on people when he's sick
Girard never washes his hands after using the bathroom
Andrighetto can't spell his own last name
Johnson gets on elevators before letting people get off
Kerfoot takes money from Salvation Army donation boxes
Wilson hits on girls at the gym
Nemeth doesnt rake sand traps or repair his ball mark when golfing
Nieto calls out his own name during sex
Zadorov still cuts the crusts off his sandwiches
Brassard stands on the left side of escalators
Cole's favourite comedian is Carlos Mencia
Bourque tells everyone his Dad's name is Ray
Grubauer claps at the end of movies
Varlamov pees in the shower
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No. Not even Landeskog could be that much of an animal.
The universe would implode, triggering the Big Crunch (and I don't mean his corn flakes)