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Old 03-27-2019, 12:35 PM   #154
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Originally Posted by Cowboy89 View Post
Welcome back. Did you manage to locate your extension cords?
I assume his globe-trotting adventures are some sort of 'Taken-esque' revenge scenario regarding his extension cords.

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my extension cord now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
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